Candlestick Trading Blog
February 15, 2008
Stock Market Terminology
Utilizing common phrases found in our stock market glossary and options trading terminology, one of our members had a little fun composing the poem below. Good-till-Cancelled Since my love began to trade It seems my looks began to fade I’m valued less than a penny-stock It seems he can’t find time to talk His language has become no fun Exactly what is ‘all or none’? His thoughts have been consumed with stocks He stares at stock screens round-the-clock Before I reach my expiration I share my thoughts of desperation To put it in language you can understand I offer this; my price demand My dear your Options may run out Unless you’re looking to ‘cash out’ Your face value is risking recession Spare me from another bull session At the risk of sounding too cliché Your Intrinsic Value is approaching decay Your annual report is looking quite thin Don’t be expecting any dividends Naked Puts are out of the question My thoughts are turning toward aggression To share with you in full disclosure My implied volatility is nearing exposure Dreaming of hangmen as I nap Your only hope is a breakaway gap For unless this pattern trend reverses I see a row of long black hearses It’s not too late for an upside gap Unless, my dear, you remain a sap. Author; Pat Johnson, aka Stock Market Widow www.westmarkassociates.com Copyright 2008 by Westmark Associates, LLC Please respect our copyright. Feel free to post to your Website by including the entire article with Author, copyright and website address. Online Stock Market Reviews presented live via the internet by Stephen Bigalow |
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